BEGONE WITH YE!

A joke page with nothing to click and nowhere to go. The background is a diagonal rainbow gradient running from red in the top left corner through orange, yellow, green, blue and violet to pink in the bottom right. Over it sits a grid of sparkle emoji covering the whole screen, each one slowly swelling and shrinking so that waves of them pulse across the page on the diagonal. On a computer the mouse pointer is hidden and replaced by the words "BEGONE WITH YE!", set in a purple pixel typeface outlined in black with a hard black drop shadow, trailing along behind the pointer wherever it moves. On a touch screen those same words rest in the middle of the page instead, one word per line.